There was once a very cruel king. He forced three of his servants to go out to collect 10 of one type of fruit, and then bring it back to him, just for his entertainment. So they quickly headed out to obey the king’s order.

The 1st servant returned with 10 oranges. The king then ordered him to stuff the oranges up his butt. And if he was to make any sort of noise, he would be sent to jail to be executed the following day. He began to stuff the oranges up his butt until he reached he 4th one when he began to moan in pain. The king immediately sent him into jail.

The 2nd servant returned with 10 grapes. The king then ordered him to stuff the grapes up his butt. And if he was to make any sort of noise, he would be sent to jail to be executed the following day. He began to stuff the grapes up his butt until he reached he 9th one when he began to giggle and laugh. The king immediately sent him into jail with the 1st servant. The 1st servant asked the 2nd servant, “You were so close to your 10th one, why would you laugh right when you were about to be free from this cruel execution?” The 2nd servant, still laughing, replied “You would be laughing too if you saw what i saw… the 3rd servant returned with a bag full of pineapples!”