When I started to unpack, his parents said they are going to a wine bar. Don was kind of happy but little angry.  I  was little angry because my parents left him home alone on his first night home and some kid walk by and called me fat. This reason made me so angry he beat his dog Charlie to release the anger. I was also kind of happy because it gave him the opportunity to pull pranks on all the old men in the town. I started to plan the pranks and the first one I decide to do was yell ethnic slurs at one of the old men. The old man tired to say something back at me but his teeth fell out and he got ran over by a UFO. Later in the night, I saw an old lady and I poured a bucket of liquid nitrogen on her forehead. She looked like Jack Frost and I then laughed so hard that a pee my pants. Throughout the night I pranked the elderly like there was no tomorrow. After that I got into my Perez Hilton and sang an Irish drinking song while a gurgling saltwater.             I was just started feeling relax in my new home and so far I really like the pranks I have pulled on the old people. Although I thought the house was scary at first, I now like it. During this time the old men having a conference deciding how to get back at the boy and make sure he never did that again. One old man suggested that they should form an angry mob of old men to beat him up. They really liked this idea, so they rounded every old man within a 10 mile radius. They started to charge to the house with all the old men and their walkers; it would take them a long time to get there though.            Later that night, I was playing my favorite song when all of a sudden, the doorbell rang. I opened the door and saw an old man dying on the doorstep. I took care of him and later prank when he feels better. Little did I know, he wasn’t sick. He laughed as his geyser buddies came in with automatic weapons and baseball bats, it was a fumblerooski! I thought to myself.            I then ran away from the old men but then got caught in the floorboards.  The seniors then jumped me and beat me like the practice squad versus the Swedish Break dancing team.            I woke up after that, and the house was a mess. My parents came and I realized that they had a good time at the wine bar. I then hot beaten by them and mauled by Charlie. This made me learn my lesson, don’t beat up people, or you’ll get it back.