I sat down with a man we shall call “Jaktik” to protect himself and his family. He smiled at me as his right hand twitched.

Myself: So, Jaktik. I’d like to ask you a few questions.

Jaktik: Fire away, Cap’n.

Q: How long have you been a gamer?

A: The first game I played was Super Mario Bros. I still have the SNES I played it on. So I was about 4.

Q: Do you feel you have an addiction to MMORPGs?

A: I wouldn’t call it an add-… well… maybe that’s a good explanation.

Q: How often do you play games?

A: Before, during, and after school.

Q: Do you have a girlfriend?

A: Yep. Her name is AzNPrInCeSS. I met her on RUNESCAPE.

Q: Have you met her yet?

A: Chyeah, in game, we pwn noobs and–

Q: No, I mean in real life.

A: …no.

Myself: Well that’s all the time we have Jaktik. It was great talking to you.

Jaktik: Can you lend me some money, I need to become a member on Runescape this mon–

Myself:–ER, with that, goodnight!