A group of five females camping close to Mount St.Helens in the US had the fright of their lives when a giant Big Foot decided to pay them a visit…
Five females aged between 18 and 27 were camping up in the vast, rolling woodlands approximately 15 miles from the base of Mount St. Helens. The area is quite isolated and miles from most of humanity. Reports have been rife in the area for decades that Big Foot, the mysterious ape-like man, is supposed to frequent the woodland.
“It was awful”, said Lisa Reynolds, aged 19. “We were taking a week’s break and us girls decided it would be a bit of fun to go camping out there. Little did we know we were being watched.”
The girls, all from California, took the trip last August. Only now are they willing to tell their story through fear of ridicule. “We just didn’t want to speak about it”, says Melanie Sawit. “I mean, people back home would say we are crazy if we said we saw Big Foot in all his glory.”
It all started on their first night. According to the women they felt a “presence” was watching them. Little did they know that it was Big Foot himself taking a keen interest in the group of pretty females.
“We were bathing naked, close down to the river”, says Charlotte Yetman. “We were fooling around-as girls do-and had consumed some beer when we heard a knocking on wood sound and a deep, heavy breathing.”
Primates have been known to use “wood knocking” as a form of communication.
The girls quickly got dressed and looked around. “We were obviously concerned that some sicko was watching us with binoculars so we made a hasty retreat back to camp.”
The girls apparently started a camp fire and then after eating and singing some songs, retired back to their respective tents. Joanne Johnson, aged 24, was sleeping alone. “I like to sleep alone as some of the girls get a bit carried when sleeping next to me as I’m quite hot”, the attractive girl went on to say. “Little did I know I was in for the shock of my life when I thought I was cuddling my teddy bear I take with me.”
It was when Joanne was asleep that she became semi-aware of something outside of her tent. “I thought I was dreaming. I heard a grunting noise and deep, rhythmic breathing like a man was pleasuring himself. But I was whacked from the day earlier and must have fell back asleep.”
Joanne goes onto describe how she usually wakes to find herself cuddling her favourite teddy bear. However, what she woke to only 30 minutes later scared the life out of her.
“I put my arm around what I thought was Jake (her teddy) and I started stroking it. I must have heard a moan and my eyes snapped open to see this giant, ugly mother staring right back at me, grinning it’s head off like a Cheshire cat.”
Joanne shrieked which startled the giant Big Foot who according to Joanne quickly stood up, tearing the tent from its pegs. It was running around with a tent on its head around the campsite. The rest of the girls reportedly looked out of their tents and witnessed a giant and hairy creature doing what they described as a “native Indian ritual dance” as it ran about confused with the tent covering half its body.
“If I thought I was watching a film I would have laughed at how comical it all looked”, says Tracy Hairless. “I didn’t know whether to scream or laugh.”
The Big Foot dropped the tent and ran off into the woods.
Joanne was consoled by her friends and had to share a fellow girl’s tent that night. “I hate to think what the hell it was I was stroking and cuddling up to”, said Joanne, “But from the look on that creature’s face it was somewhere that it most definitely liked being stroked.”
A couple more days passed and the girls “forgot” as best they could about the incident. However later on they were again awoke when they heard more noise. “We thought, oh no not again”, Lisa goes on to say. “We looked out and we saw at least three big hairy things. They were wearing what looked like rain-macks made out of leaves.”
It was at this point that the three giant hairy creatures wearing their costumes jumped into the middle of the camp and pulled open their leaf-woven coats, exposing their man-hoods to the girls.
“Gee, if I had a razor with me I would have offered to clean them all up as they were huge”, Carla Munford states. “We were all shocked. Not by the fact we were being flashed at by three giant ape-men, but by the sheer size of their bits.”
The girls calmed down from their excited frenzy and the Big Foots reportedly never returned. However since the girl’s travelled back to their homes they have all either left their boyfriends or husbands who were all said to be “mortified” and “now extremely paranoid about their own privates.”
The men have apparently all sought the help of plastic surgeons for enhancement surgery. Some have ordered lenthening and girth pills, tried stretching techniques and vacuum pumps for enhancement surgery. According to a source, one husband even hired a gorilla outfit and surprised his ex-wife at work when opening his coat with a vegetable between his legs. She was apparently “not buying it”.
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