One day in the spring of 2009 There was a boy named royalwarsx, a level 3 player who was a player wearing only bronze armour. Well, one day royalwarx went out to kill some chickens, next thing you know a group of level 123’s come at him and tell him he’s a noob and follows him around even when he switches worlds or ignores them. One day this got out of hand, General Graador teleports him to the god wars dungeon, boy was he scared, he was a member who had 9000 party hats in his inventory, and this time, he may just lose them. General Graador then says ” Arrrggggg! what pathetic fool enters the lands of Gielenor? No one shall! I am the last warrior of the Graddors herby thus power revents the golden eye! You will be cursed! I will tear you apart noob! ” royalwarsx then says “no! please don’t I…I have expensive Items on me!” Graador then says “mcccccchhhhhuahahahahaha! just as I expected young fool!” General Graador then grabs his face and slits his left eye out with a dragon longsword. royalwarsx then has no left eye and has blood and gore dripping out of his eyes with a slight spray of blood. General Graador then takes the eye and cuts it into small peices and uses it in his pot for dinner, while royalwarsx eye is black with blood dripping from his face with baby maggets level 11 eat his left socket. “please what are you doing please no! I want to live! help me somone!.” An angle then appears beside royalwarsx and tells him to be brave and then suddeny is invisible, and is gone. ” Mcheruahahaha! so, I will introduce myself, my name is General Graador, I am a very evil god of runescape, I am fond of my people trying to fight and kill me, but if you ever dare to kill me, I will put you in so much hell, your armer will rip and blow into a trillion peices, do you understand? I will choke you! Now be off killing chickens like a noob!” Get!” Royalwarsx then goes back to what he was doing, but he runs into varrock and sees over 1000 players heading to the middle square, he walks exploring this new land, he sees a bar on the right and goes to it then says “Somone I need help! please help me!” Another player rushes to see whats going on and says “lol, what?” royalwarsx then says “I just went into a random event and some big huge green giant came up to me and tore out my eye and told me if I ever try to kill him he will kill or choke me!” Of course the other player did not have any idea what he was talking about and just left saying “lol whatever noob …..” A player heard the whole conversation and then came to him, it was a level 138 player named Kingduffy, and he said “So, he told you not to kill him right?” Royalwarsx then says “yes!” KingDuffy then says “well? don’t you want to kill him?” Of course royalwarsx explained the story, then KingDuffy said “ok, listen up, if you want to stop being called a noob, you have to listen to me, understand? ok follow me.