IT LOOKED LIKE I PEED IN THE POOL!

My buddies and I were bored and hot one day, so we decided to go to the local water park, even thought it’s mostly for little kids to cool down. Luckily, as we walked towards the wave pool, we noticed a group of cute boys who were about our age. I recognized a boy I was crushing on from school, lounging in a giant inner tube. We started chatting and he invited me to grab another tube and join him. As I started to walk away to get a tube, a group of little kids swam by and a trail of yellow color appeared around me. The lifeguard blew his whistle, pointing to me, and yelled, “Get out! You broke a rule!” It took me a second to realize that he thought I peed in the pool! And as I turned towards the kids, I realized the yellow color had literally formed all around me. I started to say, “It was those kids!” but I just sounded ridiculous. The lifeguard jumped in and escorted me out. I don’t know if I was red from the sun or from embarrassment!

MY FRIEND WAS ALLERGIC TO HER DATE!

My friend told me this story, and I think it was totally weird ! She was going out on a date, and her date had put a lot of cologne. My friend is really sensitive to strong smells, so she immediately started sneezing, and she had a river of snot running down her face. But her date saw how sad and upset she was, that he burped, so they can both be gross together! What a nasty story, but don’t forget to click like! Thanks; hope you enjoyed.

MY LIPS SWELLED UP IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH!

When my crush said he’d go on a picnic with me, I was so excited– I had a feeling we would have our first kiss. While we were sitting on the blanket enjoying our lunch, I kept swatting at the bees that were swarming around our food. I’m really allergic to bees and event the smallest sting makes me swell up like a balloon. After I thought all the bees had left, I reached for my soda. I didn’t know a bee had flown into the soda can until I heard a buzz as I took a sip. I didn’t have the time to react– the bee stung me right on my lips! I jumped up, started running around like a crazy girl, and began to cry uncontrollably! It took only a few minutes for my lips to puff up in front of my crush. It’s safe to say he didn’t kiss me that day.