A spoof on Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
Hannah and the Three mosquitos
Once upon a time there were three mosquitos: the mother mosquito, the father mosquito and the baby mosquito who lived in a lovely house in the sewers. One morning the mother mosquito made pigions blood for breakfast. When the three mosquitos sat at the table to eat, they found that the pigions blood was too hot. “Let’s go for a walk to the toilet”, the mother mosquito said. “The pigions blood will be cool enough to eat when we return.” So off they went.
Nearby, Hannah was walking in the sewers. “I’ve been walking such a long time, and I’m tired and really hungry”, Hannah said. Just then Hannah saw the three mosquitos’ house. “Maybe there is something to eat in there”, Hannah said, and went inside.
Hannah saw the food on the table, and decided to try it. First Hannah tried the father mosquito’s pigions blood but it was too hot. Then Hannah tried the mother mosquito’s pigions blood but it was too cold. But the baby mosquito’s pigions blood was just right, and Hannah ate it all up.
“My goodness I’m sleepy”, Hannah said entering the bedroom. Hannah sat on the father mosquito’s bed, but it was too hard. Hannah then sat on the mother mosquito’s bed, but it was too soft. The baby mosquito’s little bed was just right, and Hannah fell asleep there in an instant.
After a short while the three mosquitos returned from the toilet. “Someone’s been eating my pigions blood!”, said the father mosquito. “Someone’s been eating my pigions blood too!”, said the mother mosquito. “Someone’s been eating my pigions blood, and they ate it all up!”, cried the baby mosquito. They looked around the house to find who had done this. When they looked in the bedroom they saw Hannah asleep on baby mosquito’s little bed. Just then Hannah woke up, saw the three mosquitos and screamed with fright. The three mosquitos tried to catch Hannah, but Hannah ran out of the sewers and all the way home, vowing never, EVER, to break and enter anybody’s home, or try to eat their stuff ever again…!
The End.
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