Now I know this is a cheapy! Who more vulnerable than a bubble headed 24 year old model/actress/slut? How about that “Former Playmate” Izabella St. James stating that “sex” with the EIGHTY FIVE (85) year old Playboy mogul isn’t what she expected!  WOW! That is just some crazy shit, right?  This well accomplished “MODEL”, and by that I mean someone who can stand still and take her clothes off to reveal her re-structured form, so horny guys can masturbate more easily.  SHE was DISAPPOINTED at Hef’s sexual prowess at the ripe old age of 85.

Man, that had to hurt old Hef’s ego??? I mean this guy has laid more pipe than the pipeline in Alaska.  However, he failed to please this sweet, innocent, naive child of 24 who had hoped her FIRST TIME would be so much more special? Man, I have heard some totally asinine crap, but disappointed that every American boy’s hero couldn’t do cartwheels in bed, that’s wild!

I don’t know if you guys caught the fact that Hef would line the girls up at the end of each week and dish out their “ALLOWANCE” of $1000.00 for a weeks work well done.  Let’s see what type of work could a blond haired bubble head do in a week’s time, that was worth ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS? HMMMMMMMMMM let’s see, cook, NO; do dishes, NO; wash the car, NO; OH I KNOW lay down and spread those young thighs for the near dead!

I mean that was bad enough, but then to have nerve enough, or maybe just sheer stupidity enough, to tell the whole world about it.  I mean you just can’t let stuff like this slide.  It seems that his previous bevy of beauties (I say that tongue in cheek) seem to have moved on to greener pastures ($$$$$).  That one broad, with the mouth, I don’t remember her name, and who would bother, who would marry that?  Maybe, a dumb, alcoholic semi driver? 

Anyhow, I am through.  I have vented enough. I would like to say that Hugh Hefner is an American Icon deserving of much better than potty mouthed sluts ridiculing him in public.  Mr. Hefner started the wave rolling that led to the elimination of puritanical standards not only here in the US, but worldwide. And it is indisputable that we all are the better for it.  A Leader, a rebel, a pioneer, and yes a HERO to many of us closet pornographers, who don’t have the guts to say what we think, like old Hef always has! God Bless you Hef!

But then I forget “You Can’t Take the Truth!”

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