I got up today and went about my day as usual not thinking about anything in particular.I showered as usual,drank my coffee and got the children up ,dressed and fed ,lunches made and everyone out the door with minimal fuss,as I sat down to enjoy my paper and coffee ,I noticed the date on my paper,and laughed to myself at the Urban Myths attached to this particular date(hah just another day for people to blame their misfortunes on).I put on my Ipod and start with the daily chores ,and what do you know that silly vacuum is on the fritz again so I turn it off ,there is a cloud of dust now in the living room,gray dust coating all the furniture and I think “oh great! Now I have to dust as well,I just did that yesterday.”I flip the vacuum over and find not only has the bag come undone the belt has broken as well.As I was reaching for the furniture polish the phone rings,it was my daughters school”I’m very sorry to inform you,your daughter has been suspended”.”But why?” I ask the receptionist,”Well ,she has covered the science lab in green goo”"WHAT?”"HOW?”"Is everyone all right?”"Ma’am ,please calm down everyone is fine and she is only suspended for 1 day for destruction of school property but you will need to come and get her.”So I hop into the car to go and get her(thinking how lovely it would be to wrap my hands around her pretty little neck and shake some sense into my little scientist)as I go to start the car I hear the most God awful sound coming from under the hood,so I pop the latch and take a loook and to my surprise there pops out the cutest little black kitten you’ve ever seen.”How on earth did you get in there ?’(like the poor thing can answer me).I have a cardboard box in the trunk and I put my sweater(this is the south in winter you might not need a coat right now, but you might later today)in there so it’ll be comfy till after our trip.I rush to the school and sure enough my girl is waiting outside the principals office,she is covered from head to toe in green slime(I almost scream from the shock,and almost burst out laughing,but she looks so pitiful that would be like kicking a puppy)” Mom ,I swear I didn’t mean to.It was an accident,I wanted my valcano to shoot out green lava instead of red and I added a few different chemicals to make the lava thicker and more life like ,I didn’t know it would erupt so fast(or make that much) Honest,I thought it would be cool!!!!!”"Well”I said to the principal “Do you need anything else,I’d like to take her home and get her cleaned up.”"No, I think we can take it from here,see you day after tomorrow.”So my girl gathers her things and we head out the door .We climb into the car and she starts screaming bloody murder ,the kitten has decided to climb up her back(quite a surprise,considering I forgot to tell her about him).”Sorry ,honey meet Lucky” “Lucky,Where ever did you find him ,and why is his name Lucky?”I fill her in and suddenly she say”Mom I think(BLECH)nevermind.”EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! that darling little ball of black fur just harked right on my lap.The car is swerving (luckily there is very little traffic this time of day) But what do you know in my rearview mirror I see the blue lights of a cop car ,I pull over to the curb and the officer steps up to my window and asks “Ma’am have you been drinking?”"Of course not” I say.”Well now would you mind telling me,why you’re swerving all over the road then?”I explain and he starts laughing and tells me “I ain’t gonna give ya a ticket but please take yourself and your green kid and your apparently sick kitten home before you have a bad accident,it is Friday the 13th ya know”.”Thanks I plan to do just that.”Well,we make it home with no more excitment.As wer step into the living room,my daughter stops and looks around”Did something explode in here?”"Yes,that stupid vacuum” “Oh’ and she starts to giggle”Go take a bath and make sure you get all that goop out of your hair!”So We get everything cleaned up and dinner started just as everyone comes home and my husband asks how my day was “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you”.Just then Lucky makes an appearance,”When did we get a cat?” he asks me”Since I almost killed it”So that is my Friday the 13th I hope yours wasn’t as eventful