Short story, written by mld, June2009.

He’s Funny!

After working hard today, I took my shower as usual.

I crawled into my bed, with my music playing again on 88.5 FM, an oldie and relaxing music station.

Laying there, looking up at the ceiling, a thought came across my mine.

CALL QUEST!  That’s a dating chat line, I only do this when I am bored silly.

Am on the line listening, and responding to people who wanted to chat.  Several left there numbers, I kept some and some I didn’t.

One person stood out amongst all, his message went something like this. You ready, its not exact but close to it (smiling)?

(very deep voice, speaking rapidly)

I’m 38, from Georgia been here 6 months, handsome, nice complexion, 185 lbs, like to speak with a mature female, am leaving my number, NOT! that am desperate!

I said yeah “you desperate”! I laughed and kept moving,  listening to other members.

Ten minutes later he left me a message, saying that he had left me his number.

I squint my eyes. I said to self, SELF, this person didn’t leave me his number!  He left it on his message for any one to call him!

I responded back to him “I got cha number”. Laughing out loud and saying that guy is crazy.

I did write the number down.

After getting off the phone, I looked @ them all, but the only one that stood out, and I truly remembered, was the one who left his number on his message.

I dialed his number thinking he would be a crazy talking individual with sexual undertones.

Guess what!

 He wasn’t!

He kept me laughing for 51 minutes and 13 seconds! (smiling)

He’s Funny!!!!!!

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