Our story starts off with a man named Jimmy. Jimmy isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed;hell he probably doesn’t know where the shed is. Jimmy goes into his local bank and attempts to rob it daily. But each of his plan is stupid and unsuccessful: they even stopped caling the cops. And this is how Jimmy’s latest plan goes down. He walks into bank with a paper bag over his head, but forget to put eyeholes in the bag. So, he runs into the teller’s counter. The teller yells out,” I think your getting better Jimmy.” Then Jimmy runs out to think of a new plan. He begins to say out spokeningly,” How did he know who I was”. Then a man walks by Jimmy,” Jimmy you do this everyday how could he not know?” This crushes JImmy and he runs home. He’s finally ready to think this out.

On his table there lays a gun and a toy horse. Jimmy hates violence so he grabs the horse he runs to the bank. He presses the horse to the security rent a cops back. The rent a cop resists. Jimmy accidently pulls triggger or in this case pushes button. Subsquently, the supposed gun lets out a kissy smack. But, before the rent a cop realizes its not a gun he already calls for the cops. Before the true weapon was revealed police arrive. Jimmy is arrested he’s taken to police headquarters for questioning. The man asking the questions asks,”What kinda idiot threatens a secruity officer with a toy kissing horse. If your gonna rob a bank you coulda’ atleast stepped up alittle and bought a toy gun. It atleast appears threathning but I guess a toy gun would be allittle too scary for someone of your caliber.” Then Jimmy looks at the man and says,”Two things scare me run on sentences and violence.” The officer retorts, “What are you doing robbing a bank when you hate violence.”