ok, so me and my friend like to smoke a bit of weed right, dont we all? well this is my true story of what happend.

Please do grab the popcorn get comfortable and sit back relax and maybe spark up yourself!

The original Plan: smoke, go inside set up the PS3 and play little big planet

what happened:

Friday evening around 6pm, my friend rob from kent decides to come to my house to sleep over, have a smoke ect, it was around 6:30 when we decided to roll a zoot and go outside to smoke it, the parents were out and we were in the clear until around 12pm so plenty of time for a good night! So we went into my room, made a set-up pulled out the mary jane and made a nice spliff took our time ofcourse, shortly after we went to the bottom of my garden to smoke it, ahh how we missed the smell of sweet, sweet mary jane. We were half way through smoking and my dad’s girlfriend’s son comes outside, walks to the bottom of the garden and starts inhaleing the smoke through second hand smoking, he said “oh, my god..that’s weed” me and rob burst out laughing, giving us the giggles like no tommorow, we had a banter then headed inside talking about food, and how we NEEDED to go to the shop, In the end we didnt decide on that, no we ended up walking to KFC, Stood at the desk asking for a EMPTY 16 peice family bucket, also 10 boxes of popcorn chicken, in the end we got it…WOOT  triumph! we’d gotten a BUCKET of popcorn chicken, we’d opened it as soon as we got outside diving into it as stoners do….”dudeeeeee macd’sssssss” “we just went kfc man” “yes but like…the cereal and..” “dude hold up you want a double cheese burger don’t you?” “yes…and like a milkshake” “but we could get like 5 double cheese burgers” “yeaaaaahhh mann…wait no we need drink dude” “yeah, yeah and muffins..” “this is going to look so bad” “true mann lets go” *both start laughing* *both walk into macdonalds* *everyone stares* “dudeeee they want OUR CHICKEN!” “shh mann” *both giggle* “ok,ok so what we getting?” “mcmuffinnnnn” “dude its like 8pm” “true mann…but still” “think dude!” “ok,ok 2 double cheese burgers 2 brownies, and 2 CHOCOLATE milkshakes” “but dudeee the muffinsss” “true mann but we wont have enough if we get those too” “ahh screw it mann were get this stuff” *both at counter* “next please” “ok mann heres the deal we want 2 double cheese burgers 2 muffins i mean…brownies and 2 chocolate milkshakes” “ok, anything else?” “dude….the muffinsssss” “shh!” “but..but!” “SAM SHH!” “ok,ok” “naa were good dude just hurry up yeah” *dude shouts order* “lets sit down mann” “snap” *both sit down waiting* *order up* *both retrieve order and start to talk home* “dude weve been out ages” “yeah were say we went shop..” *rob begins to laugh* “hah but dude we have kfc and stuff on us” “yeah they cant have any though!” “true mann were slap them if they touch”  *pizza man pulls up* “hey, do you know where mong avenue is?” “dudeeeee youve got pizzaaa” “YEAH WE KNOW!” “can we buy it?” *pizza mann ignores* “ok mann heres the deal…you got down that road turn left go straight down, turn right and it should be that road” “ok , thanks” “dude…you told him the wrong way” “true mann but who cares were high” *both get to house* *rob sits down* *picks up cussion* “ohh, my GOD dude, this feels so nice!” *continues to rub cussion* *chucks cussion at sam* “woahhhh thats like…like…cereal mann just cereal no milk!” “wtf dude” “naa naa mann feel this laptop” *passes laptop* *robs starts to laugh* “why..does this feel so nice?!” “i dont know mann but russel you got to have sex with your chick dude” *russel mumbels* *his chick laughs* “ok dude, lets go play little big planet” “about time”