A narrative of a person who sees people as the greatest obstacle of his life.

When I come to work at eight o’clock in the morning, all I ask for is a little peace and quiet; well, alright, a lot of peace and quiet, but is that too much to ask for? I dread mornings when coworkers sneak up on me and ask me how I am doing. First of all, that is a dumb question asked only out of politeness. I do not feel the need to reciprocate such friendliness in an effort to stop their mindless questions that I sit through, grinding my teeth as I answer them as vague and close ended as possible. I count down the minutes to the end of their anti climactic stories so I can be at peace once again with my computer and work. Really, it is dreadful. How can they expect me to be interested in their lives and their own ventures? How can I possible be expected to care about another human being to that extent?

Mondays are the worst, well, after holidays that is. On Mondays there are always the faithful ignorant coworkers who want to recap their weekend with intricate details. Now, don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with telling me how your weekend went, just as long as it is kept short and to the point such as “good,” or “yes I had a rather terrible one,” and so on. Small talk in itself is not bad; in fact it is often necessary as a transition between the awkward moment and the nearly bearable one.  But too much of a good thing can be an annoyance. Small talk must be kept in its place for it to be effective. Otherwise people will become complacent in meaningless conversations.

To avoid small talk and other close encounters with interrogative coworkers, I take great care to plan my lunch break and coffee breaks accordingly.  My lunch is at the awkward time three o clock, which isn’t so bad because my coffee breaks have also been suspended to times others are making their way down the hall for a bit a chatting.  I, on the other hand, can enjoy my coffee alone and peacefully, thus avoiding two bothersome people encounters.

Gosh! People in general just grate on my nerves. Have they no consideration for the rest of society who actually have agendas and goals for themselves?! Honestly, how do these people get anything accomplished when all they do is make pointless friendships? In fact, do they even have any goals for their lives? I know mine. I want to open a counseling center for the homeless and needy. Hopefully with some counseling and tender loving care they will be able to see that there is hope to keep living and to live life to its fullest. I am sure none of these people would be able to dedicate their time to investing in people the way I plan to help them. They are too busy with their own lives, sharing pointless answers to pointless questions, gaining nothing except mere relationships. I will be doing something one day though, as soon as I can get out of this crap job, and begin helping other people instead of simply listening to them. There is no greater reward in life than seeing someone feel better about them self because someone put in the time to invest in their life.

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  • T B Forshaw on Feb 25, 2009

    A good read. Have added you as a friend!

  • Corie on Feb 26, 2009

    I enjoyed reading this! Thanks for your comment on my piece, as well.

  • BC Doan on Feb 26, 2009

    Sometimes, people can be annoying. This is a great rant!

  • Johnny on Feb 28, 2009

    Interesting way to exposing others faults they themslves are blind to.

  • Tusaani on Feb 28, 2009

    A very interesting perspective on things!

    BTW, I found this through the Triond newsletter.

  • Rudy A Davidson on Feb 28, 2009

    More or less, that\’s how I am, too, though I don\’t coordinate anything well enough to time breaks like that. Usually, I simply do what needs to be done when it needs to be done, whether it\’s work or whether it\’s break. Course, bein unemployed makes that point moot…

  • rutherfranc on Mar 2, 2009

    in a little world of your own.. how peaceful can that be, I also interact with my co-workers but when I want to be alone, they better leave me alone.. thanks for sharing.

  • K Kristie on Mar 3, 2009

    It’s funny but…reading this made me feel good, yup! a good rant indeed. =)

  • Destinedtobe on Mar 5, 2009

    that must have made you feel better, after such a long rant but politeness isnt the worst thing in the world,give it a shot!

  • Destinedtobe on Mar 5, 2009

    that must have made you feel better, after such a long rant but politeness isnt the worst thing in the world,give it a shot!

  • SpencerC on Mar 5, 2009

    Nicely written. So much insight. Some people don’t realize this bothers some people. Maybe once they read your rant they will think about talkin to random people about their daily lives.

  • miss cornelia on Mar 7, 2009

    This is slightly amusing in that it’s hypocritical, how can you expect to councel others if you can’t stand listening to people talk about their lives? Perhaps this was your intention. If so good job.

  • Rookie Expert on Mar 8, 2009

    Very well written. I like your writing style and love the title, now going to read your article about art of pleasing people. Interesting to see the same person who wrote I hate people write about pleasing them!!

    So how are you doing today?? LOL

  • Mr Ghaz on Mar 9, 2009

    Great work! I loved it! well-written piece and best remedies for friendship. Thanx 4 Sharing

  • hfj on Mar 16, 2009

    From reading this very interesting article of yours, i have come to the conclusion that you are a lonely or shy person who is having trouble dealing with things that come easy for others. You try to hide shyness or lack of acceptance by staying to yourself and listening to your co-workers idle chit-chat as you call it. You gave yourself away in this article when you said your co-workers were celebrating someone\’s birthday in the kitchen, and that you were glad that you were not part of that trivial happiness. When you really meant that you wish they had thought enough of you to have invited you. Your article was very well written. I\’m not the most outgoing person in the world, and enjoy my privacy as much as the next person. Hating your job is one thing most everyone can relate to, but hating people because you find their social behavior stupid and not to your liking is a lack acceptance socially on your part. Good write.

  • kendallbendall19 on Mar 16, 2009

    hahaha!!! this is great!

  • C. S. Robins on Mar 16, 2009

    I think I did not make the purpose of this article clear enough…I am mocking someone of whom you are describing.

  • Sandra A Flowers on Mar 26, 2009

    I think your story describes this person you are writing about very well, I see nothing to critique. how ironic a person that hates people and can’t stand to be around them is suppose to be a counsellor, sounds like some people in the health care area I have met, you know what that means, these people are in their field for purely the money and not to help someone, too bad people in these fields couldn’t be in it , to help others and for money, a balance,, I liked it,

  • Chuck Woww on Mar 26, 2009

    Parody of course but a nice way of getting something off your chest in a fictional way. Well done.

  • kate smedley on Mar 26, 2009

    Very good rant, well written.

  • KristinaM on Mar 30, 2009

    Interesting perspective on people. It must suckto be this person. Well written though.

  • Bullwinkle Muse on Apr 7, 2009

    Nothing like venting with humor, sarcasm and wit. Feels good, huh?

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