Dyersburg – Man arrested after breaking into house and sleeping on couch.
Seriously, how dumb are criminals nowadays? Especially burglars.
In Dyersburg, Tennessee a 22-year-old man was arrested after falling asleep on a couch. That’s not the catch. Apparently this man broke inside the house, did vandalism and aggravated burglary.
A report from Dyersburg State Gazette was saying that the residents entered their own home to find a stranger sleeping on their couch. Then they called in authorities to haul the dude’s sleepy ass out of their property.
Investigator Terry McCreight from the Dyer County Sheriff’s Department cleared up that the man once lived in the residence and has been recently asked to move out. Out of aggravation, he smashed a window and kicked open the door…did an awful lot of vandalism inside. After getting tired he crashed for a nap on the couch. (How lame.)
On the up side, deputies said they were able to drag Lazy Crack without further incident.
As if small evidence like finger prints weren’t enough, he had to leave himself there!.. 
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