This afternoon at exactly 7:41 EST, Jay-Z, the famous rapper, was murdered by an unknown assailant.  Reports have been flowing in from New York of different ways that this could have happened. One man said while in his room, he was changing his clothes when what is said is a sniper bullet went into his brain and killed him instantly. Another has said that he killed Jay-Z. As this is being written, thousands of New Yorkers are filing in all around me and looking for themselves. Tonight, all of New York will mourn. Jay-Z’s city is New York and no one will forget that. He has performed alongside Alisha Keys, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, and other great rappers. Tonight the greatest rapper alive is dead. Which makes Kanye the greatest. WHAT A JOKE!