Joe goes to school but he felt rather stupit than smart.

Joe went to school.When he was late like usual the teacher asked him some simple questions.The teacher asked:”Who is the president of the United States?”Joe said:”I dont know.”Teacher asked:”Where to bullets come from?”Joe said again:”I dont know.”teacher had one more question up her sleeve and asked so:”Do aliens exist?”Joe said yet again:”I dont know.”

After school joe asked his family for help.He went home.He asked his mother:”Who is the president of the United States?”his mother said:”Barack Obama.”He asked his father:”Do aliens exist?”Father said so:”Its not discovered yet.”He asked his brother:”Where do bullets come from?”.This brother said:”From Russia 21 in a box.”

The next day Joe felt a little smarter.The teacher was sick so the school assingned a new teacher.Joe arrived to school yet late again.The teacher asked him:”Whats your name?”Joe answered:”Barack Obama.”The teacher looked at the boy and asked:”Do you have a brain?”Joe answered:Its not discovered yet.”Now the teacher was shocked and asked:”Where do such idiots come from?”Joe andswered again:”From Russia 21 in a box.”

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  • h on Mar 11, 2009

    this is more of a joke then a short story but it was hillarious!

  • the writer of the story on Mar 12, 2009

    glad you enjoied it thank you!

  • ko on Mar 12, 2009

    This is ko very funny lol

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