Today, Kanye West the beloved musician, was shot in the head. This news has yet to break the surface of media attention but will soon be everywhere. At 31 years old Kanye was shot dead.

2:00 Am, this morning, a man breaks into Kanyes house and sneaks down the corridor. unbeknown-st to the singer, the soon to be murderer entered Kanye Wests sleeping chambers and began to start screaming at him about how bad he had humiliated Taylor swift. The murder decided that Kanye needed a very severe punishment for this overblown deed. Kanye was shot in the head twice and in the stomach once. 

3:00 Am, Police get a phone call about gun shots being fired; after what seemed to be a domestic dispute. The police arrived at the musicians house and found the body. There was no evidence at all, except the fact that Kanye had been shot three times and there was no gun around. This fact led the police to believe that Kanye had not committed suicide. This and the fact that the neighbors claimed to have heard yelling from someone other then Kanye earlier.

4:00 Am, police have come to the conclusion that Kanye had been brutally murdered by none other than the Kool Aid Man. He was simply looking to refill himself with more blood. The case was closed and nobody ever worried about it again.

NOW: I know you all have a brain who read this and all of you know that its is fake (except for the Kool Aid man part). This article shows how basic human curiosity controlls people and sometimes even lets you manipulate them. For instance, I have just manipulated you to click this link.

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