This is a public broadcast… killer mammals are attacking the northeastern parts of Kentucky.  This cameraman was lucky to escape with his life early last Tuesday.

          “I was just watching my daily amount of spongebob when the thing leaped through an open window.  I jumped up and ran outside, luckily closing the door behind me.  It stopped just long enough for me to snap a picture and high tail it to my neighbors’ house.”

          Sliding doors will temporarily hold them, but please run, and don’t stand there taking pictures like this moron.  You only have 14 seconds to escape, after all!