Today was unique, during the cool moist air of the chilly, however, not snowy or icy but, extremely windy in the cold spring of April. Chuck Norris was content after eating a fat boar with his mind, so he went for a stroll on the London bridge. Suddenly he heard a savage growl from behind him. There facing him was a bipolar, mutated goose. Sensing fear in the uncanny bird, Chuck did a roundhouse kick so loud that the Canadian secret police even heard it, on that unaware bird of death. Though men, women, and children above the age nine would think he did the right thing on that cold night on the London bridge but I am a very disappointed to tell you that the kick, that was heard around the world, was a rare mistake on his part. Though the bird was seriously injured it was kicked so hard that it flew to the other side of the world! You would think that’s the only mistake that happened, but sadly not, it was kicked at the place where the goose was created! Chuck Norris did not know of this and left with a satisfied heart.

Meanwhile in the heart of Iraq, Jack Bower was just finishing a days work of combating terrorism when he heard a sound as if a wail or howl or even a shriek of a duck. His calculations were nearly precise but if he had not skipped the animal sounds class at Harvard college, he would of known how to distinguished it. Please don’t ask me about why such a ridiculous class would be taught in Harvard of all places for I too do not know either. So Jack decided to investigate this eerie sound by going to the nearest library in the warm climates of Iraq. After minutes of research he discovered that the sound of what he placed as a duck was really a rare, mutated, bipolar, Canadian goose. After much more research he discovered that this creature is actually a savage creature created by Canadian scientist in the early 1950s. The Canadians really were trying to actually create a bird that would tell time and not an evil creation that breaths fire, ice and, electricity that would soon destroy the world! Jack bower was livid, he thought he destroyed all terrorism in Canada. He used to work for C.T.U., Counter Terrorist Unit, not until he killed everyone there, simply because they were working for the Canadian terrorist in Zimbabwe. So he decided to work with Chuck Norris and thats how the A. team of the century was formed.