So far I am not impressed!  These people are making me crazy! And, I’m not so sure that I even know what it is!!!

     Stick a bottle in my mouth every time I cry.Hell, maybe I just want to be held for a minute ,or ten! I’m not getting any exercise.They’re probably going to make me really fat..Fatter..If that’s possible. And, I’d like to complain about the food.It’s gassy, not much flavor, and kind of boring. Every time some one comes, they wake me up, after trying to make me sleep, for hrs., and I’m supposed to be cute and entertaining! This really wreaks!

    My Mom is really kind of cute, and Dad too, I guess. They try really hard to make me laugh, especially on Saturday mornings. That’s when we stay home and play, take naps, and eat some more! They never stop with the eating! And, they think that I’m supposed to eat, just because they do! Then they have movie night!! I’d rather just go to sleep.But, for some reason, they like to have little family night things.We get pizza, which I can’t have, and there are big Soda Pop drinks and popcorn!Nope, I don’t get any.. Yay! But, I still get that mushy crap, and that bottle, with milk in it. Blah!!! Why can’t we watch some cartoons? I don’t get the jokes, and the people are not very cute. I just know they are goin’ to mess me up, really bad.But, I guess I’ll learn to fit in with all of the other babes.We’re all in the same boat.By the time we grow up, and graduate high school, we’ll all be so messed up, that no one will care.Well, I might as well just accept it. Hey the brown’s brought their baby girl.She’s kinda cute!! Ah, life is good! Momma, I want my bottle!….Hey there babe!! Wanna share my bed?