Once upon a time, there was a town named Somewhere-in-China. In that town, lived a girl named Red Riding Hood Little Chung. One day her Grandma, called I-am-Very-Hungry, called and asked Hood to get her a turkey sandwich from Subway. Hood agreed to the mission, but found out that she only had 4 Chin Chung coins and needed one more to buy her Grandma the sandwich. Red Riding Hood Little Chung ran as fast as she could to a bank to get a loan of one Chin Chung coin. Near the bank, she met Humpty Dumpty falling over The Great Wall of Little Chung-Meow. Hood wanted to help Humpty Dumpty since she knew he was rich. She thought that Humpty could give her 1 Chin Chung coin. But the fierce China Chopstick Cheerful Police came and told Hood that Humpty needs to deal with his falls. Upset, Hood continued to the bank, but the bank was closed.

She was lucky enough to find one Chin Chung coin stuck in a soda machine. She retrieved it and teleported to Subway! When she materialized at Subway, she bought the sandwich for her Grandma, and found out she lost her red teleporting cape! Hood didn’t care. Hood had no other choice than run or walk. She knew that running would be faster, but she decided to walk! She entered the forest called This-is-a-Forest, and was caught by a wolf called Doesn’t-Use-Chopsticks which stole her sandwich!

Hood jumped on him, and took the sandwich back. But she was really mad, and threw the wolf over The Great Wall of Little Chung-Meow. Mr. Doesn’t-Use-Chopsticks crashed into Humpty Dumpty which for some reason was still there and not rescued. Once again, Red Riding Hood Little Chung was on her way walking to her Grandma I-am-Very-Hungry’s house. Only this time, she got stopped by the Wise Mushroom! Red Riding Hood Little Chung quickly grabbed a God-Sword from RuneScape® and attacked the mushroom. The Wise Mushroom’s HP was 1.672 and Hood’s was 1.673! It was Wise Mushroom’s turn to attack Hood and destroy her, when a bolt of lightning struck him! Red Riding Hood Little Chung thanked Zeus for saving her! Hood had to recharge her energy by eating something. Her choices were to A) Eat the Wise Mushroom, B) Jump over the Wise Mushroom, or C) Do the Hokey Pokey. Hood chose A even though it was an unwise decision. The mushroom was poisonous, but Hood didn’t know. After eating it, the mushroom gave her some energy. She finally continued to I-am-Very-Hungry’s house.

She passed by CVS, Jewel, Wal-Mart, and Cosco. She was finally at Grandma’s house. Hood’s Grandma ate the sandwich and everyone lived happily ever after! (Except for Red Riding Hood Little Chung died of the poison Wise Mushroom, Humpty Dumpty never getting fixed, and the wolf named Doesn’t-Use-Chopsticks didn’t survive the crash!

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