Once upon A time, in a land far far away.
One day whilst out in the woods looking for magic mushrooms to take to her sisters, in the neighbouring village of Bang yew little Red met the local wolf, hello cried Red where are you going? Oh I’m going to Bang yew he said, Red smiled and said I am going to my sisters but I want to pick some mushrooms first.
The wolf thought, what a juicy piece she is, I wonder if her sister is as nice, if I am fast I could get to Reds sisters first and have her, and then wait for red to arrive and have her also, so off he went.
The wolf got to reds sisters house and rang the bell, the door was opened by the sexiest young woman he had ever seen she was wearing nothing but a small smile, the wolf’s eyes lit up as he grabbed her and proceeded to have his evil way with her.
After the act was over he lay back onto the bed just as Red arrived, she saw him lying there naked on the bed and cried.
“Oh! wolf,” she said, what big danglers you have!”
“All the better to bang you with, my child,’ was the reply.”
“But, wolf, what a big poker you have!” she said.
“All the better to poke you with, my dear.”
“But, wolf, what large hands you have!”
“All the better to hold you with.”
“OH! but, wolf, what a terrible big mouth you have!”
“All the better to eat you with!”
And scarcely had the wolf said this, than with one bound he was out of bed and started to eat up Red.far away
Just then the local butcher called to deliver his sausage and when he saw he had been beaten to it by the wolf he was so angry that took out his butcher’s knife and slit him open from top to toe.
An enjoyable read. It was a wonderful story 
OMG. what a tale to be sure, Are you sure Johnny that it wasn’t a Sheep in Wolf’s clothing with an exceedingly rapacious appetite. 
Hahahahahahhahahhahahahhaha what a vivid imagination you have Jouhnny LOL
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