While in Bosque Farms anyone can hit the Side Winder and play pool. While doing that any joke can be told. Here is one about identity theft. Hope it cracks everyone up.

                                                   

   Mafia Boss Shortcoming

Mike MacDonald had been a mafia father for years. His command even allowed the family to beat any others in some mafia war. The family dominance throughout Chicago allows Mike to spend most of his time pursuing some wild form of entertainment. It’s just that he never has had enough time to master modern computer usage. Mike has had to rely on one of the underdogs to do most of the computer operation needed.

   Mafia Boss Major Mistake

In this case Mike really messed up. John Potts couldn’t help allowing his eldest son to use Mike’s desk top in the basement of the mafia father’s home. John believed his son needed some guidance or he might become some sort of respectable businessman. That allowed John junior to use the family lord’s identity to get a credit card in his name. That mess up accelerated after junior started using the mafia father’s new credit card to purchase some pornography on line.

   Mafia Family Shortfall

None of the MacDonald family has ever been smart enough to do anything other than push drugs and murder the competition. Their intellectual short fall inevitably allowed John Potts junior to mess up real harshly. The young man wasn’t paying much attention to spam. He fell for a one million dollar offer and tried to enter all the requested information. When the crooks called for some bank account John junior interred the mafia father’s credit card number.

   Mafia Father Faces Major Billing

That bit of misjudgement almost caused Mike go completely berserk when the massive bill came in. Mike went so wild most of that side of Chicago sounded like a gentle earth quake had hit. John senior rushed up from the basement to save his life. Once in front of the mafia father he realized an actual earth quake hadn’t hit their side of the lake. John was able to promptly catch what had hit Mike’s life. John tried to calm him down by explaining identity theft.

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