While in Bosque Farms anyone can hit the Side Winder and play pool. While doing that any joke can be told. Here is one about identity theft. Hope it cracks everyone up.
Mafia Father Initial Response
Mike cursed wildly for a bit. Once John had left his office room Mike called in a major hit-man. Sam was notorious amongst the family as the one to fire the shot that killed anyone. Mike told him about his identity being stolen. He then demanded that Sam go out and kill the thief.
Hit-man Knowledge
This hit-man didn’t spend all his time stalking some victim. He had mastered the Internet in order to make finding whoever he was contracted to kill no mater where they hid. That intellectual education let him learn many modern legal things that calling in a lawyer for help wouldn’t. Sam replied by saying the man he was getting contracted to kill now was legally the same one as Mike himself. The cops might get suspicious right away.
Mafia Father Logic
The mafia father couldn’t help crossing his arms and frowning a bit. Then he remembered some new coverage about how a surgeon helped patients commit suicide. Mike said that there wasn’t anything to worry about. There was no law against hiring someone to kill oneself. Sam would get payed a good thousand bucks after he hits the nut that stole a mafia father’s identity.
Legal Identity Theft Actions
Just as Sam was leaving Mike’s house Frank Collins, who had been trailing him, decided it was time to act. His fellow police force officers were tired of trying to clean their whole city out. The MacDonald family kept them all so busy they didn’t even have enough spare time to cheat on their wives. Chicago law enforcement would be a lot better off when the MacDonald family got side tracked. He used his cell phone to call their computer operator.
Hit Man Contracted
While waiting for the subway Sam used his cell phone to go on line. While surfing through his favorite pornography sites a message became displayed. It told him a contract had just been issued. Sam entered his pass word and sighed at the display. It said the Collins family would pay six thousand bucks to get their competition eliminated. Sam entered OK and his target was displayed. Mike had also given Sam some instructions. He now had a chance to double his income.
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