Brendon was walking through the woods one afternoon.  He had often taken long walks through the woods to clear his mind.  The woods were the only place that he didn’t feel lonely.

                He lives with his mom and is unemployed.  His hair is turning gray and he is becoming overweight.  There wasn’t a woman out there that wanted to be with him.

                He walked up to a big rock that he usually sat down on.  He went to sit down and noticed a bottle sitting on the rock.

                It was a small cologne bottle that was clear except for the black label and cap.  He thought that another hiker had sat it down and forgot to pick it back up, because the bottle looked to be full.

                He didn’t think anything of it when he put the bottle into his jacket pocket.  He sat down on the rock and thought for a while before he started walking again.

                As he was lying in bed at the end of the day, he thought about the boring day that he had.  The only thing exciting that happened to him was finding the bottle of cologne.  He couldn’t believe that he had found a bottle of cologne sitting on a rock in the woods.

                He went to sleep thinking about how nice it would be to actually be wanted by a woman.  I would kill for a way to get a beautiful woman.

                He took a shower after he woke up in the morning.  He didn’t think about the bottle of cologne that he had found till he saw it sitting on the bathroom sink.  I didn’t put you there.