Mam’s Lysergic Sauce

“And then simmer until you see Jesus in the sauce, among the angel hair, like dat, see?”

“Holy Cow!  Look at that!  Well Mammalia, that ‘s a wonderful sauce, especially with the sacrificial lamb,  but, unfortunately, we are unable to use any of the video because, well, the cameraman filmed forty-five minutes of your breasts, and secondly, most of the ingredients are illegal.”

“Hey cameraman!” and she winks at him and giggles.

“Well, you wanted my sauce, though I’m not sure that Iron City Beer is a good substitute for Colt 45 as stock, but once the acid hits you you won’t care anyway.”

“You know something is happening, ‘cuz everything is moving.”

“Zactly.”

“So there we have it, wrap it up, it’s almost the end of the month and the blind dog is howling.”

“Thanks folks, Tony Baroni and Stosh Pientowksi thanking the buxom Mammalia Jaxton for a delightful hour of fine ladyflesh oozing around pots and pans real appetizing-like.”

“Thank you Mammalia, can I take you to dinner tonight?”

“Why sho, hansome, dinna sounds great!”

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(yup, that’s marylin, from a 1952 calendar)

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