In Billy’s Room

Billy: that was a great movie

Mark: yeah I know

Mark: I have an idea

Billy: you have an idea!?!?!?!?

Mark: yes, and why are you so surprised?

After A Five Minute Dramatic Pause

Billy: I’m surprised because I’m not the one who set off a bomb in my tree house.

Mark: it was an accident

Billy: alright fine, where did you get a bomb at 13 years old?

Mark: getabombforkids.com

Billy: works for me

Mark: anyway, back to my idea, I think that we should make a video of us acting some scenes from Star Wars

Billy: sounds fun lets give it a try

In Billy’s Backyard

Billy: what are we going to do with out lifesavers?

Mark: lifesavers? don’t you mean lightsabers?

Billy: no, we have real lightsabers; I was talking about the gummy lifesavers

Mark: forget about the lifesavers, we have to start shooting

Billy: people?!

Mark: no, the video

Billy: oh!

Mark: ok I have the camera rolling, lets start the scene

Billy: join the dark side

Mark: I will never join you dark invader

Billy: CUT!

Mark: what?

Billy: it is Vader, not invader

Mark: sorry

Billy: ok, try again, and ACTION

Billy: join the dark side

Mark; I will never join you dork Vader

Billy: its not dork Vader its Darth Vader

Mark: ok, I got this, it won’t happen again…………..

A Little While Later…

Billy: take number 524

Mark: lets just skip to the battle scene

Billy: ok….. and ACTION:

Weoooooo

Billy: that hurt, that really hurt

Mark: well what are you going to do about it?

Weoooooo

Mark: you just cut off my arm

Billy: it can be drawn back

Weoooooo

Billy: you just cut off mine…jerk

Mark: moron

Billy: I hope that the don’t draw your arm back

Mark: I hope that they cancel Elmo’s World

Billy: take that back

Mark: why don’t you make me

Weoooooo

Mark: you just cut off my leg, well an arm for an arm, and a leg for a leg

Weoooooo

Billy: ok…stop

Mark: what?

Billy: what if we loose the arms for good?

Mark: how can we loose them, they are going to fall on the ground when we cut them off

Billy: ii didn’t mean it like that, we might Weoooooo our selves to pieces and are artist might not draw us back

Mark: oh!

Weooo, Weooooo, Weooooooooo

Billy: look what you did; now we only have our heads

Mark; oops, maybe we can try to talking to our creator

Billy: sure lets try it

Mark and Billy: hello? Please talk to us great creator

Creator: what? Who is this? I am having an important conversation

Billy: it’s your cartoon characters that you created

Creator: hold on (whispering) yes mom I want the peanut butter sandwich, I love you too, click

Billy: was that your mom?

Creator: yes, and shut up

Mark: dude that is pathetic

Creator: I am leaving

Billy: wait, can you draw us back together

Creator: wait until next week’s issue

Billy: wait, can you do it now?

Billy: he left, now how are we going to be drawn back?

Mark: how well can you draw with your mouth?