Marshmallow Madness

          A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away on a golf course a Chinese golfer hits Gojojobo and Scotty Pippin with a golf cart wile drinking a Pepsi. They called 911 and Dr. Scott Rolen arrived at the scene and saves them. The Chinese golfer felt sorrowful and made them a giant wooden Trojan horse filled with marshmallows and chocolate sauce. Witch was there favorite snack.

          When they ate it all they found that a bomb was in the middle of the horse. Dr. Scott Rolen arrived on the scene. He was secretly in the FBI bomb squad he said the Chinese golfer was a crazy Asian assassin who invented the Kleenex box. Scott Rolen puts his jet pack on the horse and it went flying into space and blew up. It rained marshmallows for the next 20 years and Scotty Rolen was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for ending world hunger.

Scotty Pippin gave all his clothes to the poor and became a monk to live peaceful life. Michael Jackson found out the Chinese golfer was a great singer he bails him out for 4 million. They become legendary opera singers and their hit song was wheels on the bus. They were called the dynamic duo. After they retired they learned the force from Darth Vader and bought light savers from Wal-Mart. Gojojobo tests and makes mattresses for dwarfs. The dynamic duo were about to throw the mattresses in a volcano. But as they were leaving store cop names 50 cent pulled out a rubber chicken.

Then the dynamic duo were fighting 50cent then 50cent bit open his rubber chicken and the beads attacked the dynamic duo. While they were down Scott Rolen arrested both of them in his mail truck. But when he pushed a green button it turned into a Lamborghini. Rolen threw the dynamic duo in Alcatraz and they were sentenced 99 years in there. Scotty Pippin heard the news and he ran to the mattress-testing center. He found Gojojobo tied up. Scotty untied him and the lived happily ever after.

The end.