John Foofah is smart, very smart. In fact, he’s so smart, his IQ is 301 and he created his own website called “The Creator”. The website lets you shop for things, and creates them on your front porch. So naturally, John is very rich. He can’t only use one bank account, because the memory capacity is too high, so he has 3 bank accounts for his $2,156,436,364,521,640. This is the story of how John Foofah uses half of this money to buy all the parts he needs to create his rocket ship that will eventually take him to Mars. It begins with John, with no shirt on…

      John was uploading the parts for his Mars Space Shuttle, because he finished the blueprints and he fixed all the blunders that NASA, the age-old ancient company that used to blast horrible pieces of metal into space, made. In the year 2041, NASA was coordinating the mission to Mars, when the space shuttle exploded, killing all 42 men. Now, in the year 3215, John had finished the blueprints, and started uploading them to his website. He was just about to upload the Virus Immununizer, when there was a big bang, and the power went out. John looked outside, seeing a cloud of green smoke cover the city. John sealed the house, knowing that the gas is a deadly virus. John, being so smart, knew where the only cure for the virus was on mars. John turned on the emergency power, and went shopping for the parts he uploaded. He then downloaded them to space, and started assembling it. Finally, it was ready.

          John Foofah got on the spaceship, and beamed a good captain onto the ship. It was Ice Cube, the amazing catpain! John started the spaceship up, and set off.

       Now, a brief go over for the virus. The Virus is the T576-4261 Bacteriophage, a bacteria that feeds on living brain matter. Fortunately, this bacteriophage is only found on the moon, unfortunately, a meteor that hit the moon, crashed into the earth, releasing the bacteria, and although John doesn’t know it, he is also dying from the virus.

       John was on the spaceship, and was looking out the window. The speedometer said they were traveling .9796C, or 97.96% the speed of light. They would arrive on Mars in about 1 week.