The following is reference tone set at 50,000 bpm. All ends shall be Tied to the shaft of the boat. 

Now what did the bat say to Harry Skell? GLAD I DIDN’T MAKE YOU EAT VOMIT UNDER A ROCKING CHAIR!!!! THANKS FOR THE BOOTLEG CAPTAIN. Don’t listen to snap snap snap. All he wants is beer and donuts. But don’t tell om om what’s up. He likes to eat Beaver’s in a tent. Who said that? THE S.F.J.S.K.A.L.F.B.S.F. But don’t cry. I knew what the old man would say: them bats are scary mother f**kers!

Hello. My name is Tom and I really like ice cream. It tastes really good with chocolate. And with pink frosting. But don’t tell the cops. They don’t like no pink frosting, no sir!. But in all honesty, what would you do for a Klondike bar? I’de jam it up me bunghole, mate! Then, I’de use the camera to create a stake to shove up me a.r.s.e! Academy Roe Sand Economy. Isn’t that lovely? No. They almost beat me till my heart jumped out of me ass and hit me till’ I went blind. That’s alright though. At least I got my money’s worth. I cant complain. Good fellow….. Good fellow…..

Happy ending: I got me butter after I sold it to this man…. Umm…. Jim was his name. Yup. That was him. Good guy, really. Can’t say the same for his mother tho. She cost me an arm and a leg, she did! 

So I lost the fight, and the band of Cagney almost bought off me son for a quarter of an hour. This is when I decided to beat the living ass out of it!!!!!!!

Epilogue: I can’t really say what happened when the story ends. It sort of makes a noise that floats, and then it hits the ceiling full of jelly beans. Orange ya glad i didn’t say salmon!!!!! MAHABHARATA!!!!