Millie and Billy going around and around.

Millie asked Billy to go down in the basement to get the hammer, Billy asked Millie why did she need the hammer.  Millie told Billy there was a loose floor board that needed to be fixed.  Billy told Millie there was no way he could get down in the basement, because the basement steps had fallen apart.  Millie told Billy to go outside around the back of the house and go in from the back door.  Billy told Millie the back door was locked, Millie told Billy to use the key.  Billy told Millie the key was down in the basement, Millie told Billy to go in through the basement window.  Billy told Millie the basement window was locked.  Millie told Billy to go around the corner to get the locksmith, Billy told Millie he didn’t have any pants on.  Millie told Billy to put on his pants, Billy told Millie he couldn’t, Millie asked Billy why not, Billie told Millie all of his pants were in the basement.  Millie asked Billy what were all his pants doing in the basement, Billy told Millie he was planning to wash his pants before the basement steps fell apart. 

Millie told Billy to call the locksmith on the phone, Billy told Millie he couldn’t call the locksmith.  Millie asked Billy why he couldn’t call the locksmith, Billy told Millie the phone was in the basement.  Millie asked Billy what was the phone doing in the basement, Billy told Millie he took the phone along with his pants to the basement.  Millie asked Billy if the rail was still there along the basement wall, Billy told Millie the rail was still there.  Millie told Billy to slide down the rail to the basement, Billy told Millie the rail was too loose.  Millie told Billy to get some nails, Billy asked Millie what was he going to do with the nails.  Millie told Billy to use the nails to keep the rail in place, Billy asked Millie what was he going to use to hammer the nails into the railing, Millie told Billy to use the hammer, Billy said, but Millie, the hammer is down in the basement.

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  • Lady Sunshine on Oct 1, 2011

    LOL. Millie and Billie make me dizzy. This was cute, Shirley. You definitely made me smile. :D (BTW, Can you believe it’s October already?)

  • Ruby Hawk on Oct 1, 2011

    Funny, poor Billy, he really messed up.

  • Tulan on Oct 1, 2011

    Shirley, you made me laugh, I wouldn’t want a Billy.

  • dwisuka on Oct 2, 2011

    :D

  • girishpuri on Oct 5, 2011

    you made me laugh lol

  • PSingh1990 on Oct 7, 2011

    Nice one.. i like it.

    :-) :-)
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    :-) :-)

  • Lady Sunshine on Oct 8, 2011

    Came back to read this funny piece again, Shirley. I still wonder why Billy took off his pants in the first place. ^_^

    LOL @ PSingh. Spamming smilies with generic comments like “nice one” or “i like it” don’t make it any better. Plus the “I Like It” button didn’t appear to be clicked on, contradicting that comment. What a shame.

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