Miss Havisham is an alien from space that made Stonehenge and now lives on Earth. However, every 840 years at 8:40 A.M. she must travel to Stonehenge where she has a portal that takes her home to her home planet where she stays for 840 days and reports to the overlord what has happened on Earth in the past 840 years and how her conquest of Earth is going.

The last time she was on her planet she was about to be married but she ran out of time and had to return to Earth. When she left she had her dress on and forgot to pack because of the wedding. Miss Havisham does not get any new clothes because she fears that if she went out to buy clothes people would realize that she was not human and that would ruin her plans to take over the world. She brings kids like Pip into her house to secretly brainwash them when walking around the room in the circles for seemingly no reason.

Next she uses her new zombie slaves to build Stonehenge, make crop circles, and in the future to conquer the world. The crop circles that are commonly found around England are made by Havasham and her brainwashed kids to communicate with her planet between visits. In 840 thousand years she will bring all of her brainwashed zombies from their graves to make a giant army to take over the world for her evil overlord.

All of Miss Havisham’s clocks are set for 8:40 to remind her when she has to go home, how long she can stay there, and when she plans on taking over the world.