Humorous exchange of dialog between mother and son.
Martha Johnson was busy cleaning dishes when her son came barging into the kitchen. “Mom, I’m hungry.”
“You’ll have to wait a few minutes. I’m busy cleaning the dishes.”
“But mom, I’m really hungry.”
“Please dear, just be patient.”
“I can’t be patient. I’m starving. I want to eat right now.”
“Just a couple more minutes.”
“No! I can’t wait. I’m hungry!”
“Alright, I’m done cleaning the dishes. Now I can serve you a nice plate of chopped liver and spinach.”
“Ugh. That sounds awful. I’ve lost my appetite. I think I’ll go upstairs and do my homework.”
“Whatever you say dear. Oh, by the way, I also made sirloin steak and mashed potatoes. Anyway, go right upstairs, and you can come down to eat in an hour.”
“Gee thanks mom. I hope my stomach and I survive.”
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