Okay, so we all have that occasional what the $@#%? when we wake up from those UNIQUE dreams.  You start to think if the doctor was right, you ARE going crazy… Well here’s my short list of only a few of the weirdest dreams of which I can remember.

     Well start out simple…

     “Sam, wanna…………,” something related to me having to go into the basement.  “Ya sure,” I proceed.  As I walk down the stairs, I flip the switch and find that many gutted, mutilated and dismembered corpses are hung from strings from the ceiling.  As I walk through the forest of bodily fluids and organs, I cannot recall feeling fear, disgust, nervousness, or any emotion for that matter.  Yes this was probably intended to be a nightmare…. seems like the evil spirits lucked out this time.  So don’t ask why I didn’t wake up sweating profusely and heart beating rapidly, I DON’T KNOW.

     Next…

     I remember watching out over the vast blue waves of the ocean on a large cruise ship.  Okay, this is enjoyable.  Next moment, I’m looking down at some spectators along a murky, brown river.  Apparently I was flying in a bicycle with the pedals attached to a rotor blade rather than wheels.  Of course it breaks and I plummet into the river, where I become the meal of multiple crocodile-shark hybrids.  As I look down to see my chest being torn open and my intestines (excuse the detail) being yanked around, like an angry 5-year-old with a tangled kite string, I for some reason feel no pain and do not react to this obviously disturbing situation.  Not only do I skip in and out of random settings, all of my nightmarish dreams never seem to be… well nightmares.

     And of course…

     Walking through fog for approximately 8 hours straight, no landmarks, no noise (except my footsteps on wet grass), no events, no other people, no monsters.  Somehow this had me creeped out and i started getting really nervous and anxious, yes apparently getting my guts ripped out is calming.  So to all those crazy people out there, don’t worry, you’re not alone.

      I just wanted to thank the absence of a dream catcher, what would wouldn’t I do without with you?