Drozin needs to stop the descendants of leprechauns from stealing the gold stored in the gold depository below the streets of New York City.
“We have a plasma mole that will tunnel under the vault and melt the gold so that it can be sucked out. The mole has already hollowed out a room far below the vault where the gold can be refined into ingots that will be turned into coins. Hopefully there will be enough Leprechaun gold to make it worth the effort.”
“Do you have the equipment you need to check the gold and form the coins? I can form them, if you want.”
“I’ve got everything I need. I just need to wait until Friday night to get to the gold.”
“Why then?”
“It is guarded by just cameras and if the pile is hollowed out then, the gold that replaces what I remove can be a part of the pile if they inspect it on Monday morning. No one will think a robbery had taken place unless they check the floor. But with your coin, you can replace the gold and the floor and no one will be the wiser.”
“Sounds like a marvelous plan.”
A waitress wearing an Irish dress came over to the table and asked, “Can I refill your drinks?”
“Sure, miss,” said Angus. “And give my friend from the Old Country a pint of Guinness. I feel in a good mood. Turn off this rock crap and play something by the Chieftains. A five is coming your way if you do.”
Drozin left the pub after his drink and after talking some more about many subjects. He transported back to his home and saw his guest watching “Return of the Jedi” and enjoying it.
“Well, I saw Angus. He plans on taking the gold Friday night. He wants me to use a plasma drilling mole to get to the gold.”
“You have done fine work. I haven’t seen my friends yet. But I must say that Carrie Fisher is one hot babe. And children were allowed to see her half naked?”
“Yes. If you think that’s bad, check out the Internet and the naked sites children have access to. On second thought, maybe you better not. And I’m sure they have sites that cater to little people.”
“How degrading. I believe the only time men should see women naked is if they are their wives and they are in the bedroom or the bath having fun. You can go on to bed, if you want. I’ll continue watching this movie and the ‘Wizard of Oz’ afterwards.
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