March makes me think of St. Patrick’s Day, the color green, leprechauns, and a whole lot more. This is just a story that popped in my head while trying to figure out why these things have been told about from generation to generation.

Good day, all ye lads and lassies. I have an Irish yarn to tell. It won’t be like any other yarn you heard before. Even though it is about leprechauns with their pots of gold and their rainbows, it still might make ye think and ponder there for awhile. For do you really know how the myth came about? I am not sure, but here’s how my yarn goes.

There once was this leprechaun, who was new to his trade. He was told to sit on here this pot of gold and protect it from anyone who might come and steal it. They told him if he ever needed to tap his big long shaft three times on the ground and him and the pot of gold will travel through the rainbow to other end, so he and the pot of gold would be safe again.

That’s sounds simple enough, don’t ye think? To sit on a pot of gold all day and night long, so it will be forever protected from thieves. Well, that’s what this little leprechaun, thought in his little head, but that first day just wasn’t his lucky day. For he then got bored and fell off that there pot of gold. While he fell fast asleep on the ground, a demon came behind him and stole that there pot of gold. I tell ye not, that demon sure did. Right from underneath that little leprechaun nose, then the demon disappeared through the rainbow; neither the demon nor the pot of gold to be seen again.

As time passed by and the little leprechaun had deed awaken, he woke up with a frighten shock and cried, “Oh dear balmy me, what have I done?” He looked around, but no pot of gold to be found. He then panicked, but then just remembered the words that were told to him about his big long shaft. He picked it up and tapped three times upon the ground. In his amazement though, nothing seem to be happening, for just then he had realized that his rainbow has gone somewhere too. “Oh dear me,” he cried, “Now I’ll be in ye trouble” He cried and cried, for he now didn’t know what to do. And he cried so much, he started this here large puddle of water at his knees. While crying yet some more, the sun started to gleam so brightly on this little lad, and started sparkling the ripples of the water that was beneath him. He opens his eyes to see in the reflection that a rainbow was right behind him. So he got up from his knees and finished wiping those tears away. He dusted off his top hat and coat, then reach down to get his big long shaft. He tapped once, twice, then the third, with his big long shaft, and off he went sliding through the rainbow to the other end with ease.

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  • Darla Smith on Mar 6, 2009

    Great story! I really enjoyed reading it.

  • chantelle (cep) on Mar 6, 2009

    Omg I am laughing so hard I have tears! Ha Ha banged on the ground with his long shaft. Damn there tammy never knew you were attracted to midgets, retards…um excuse me mentally challenged i knew about but damn girl!

  • rutherfranc on Mar 7, 2009

    now that is something just in time for St. Pat`s.. great storytelling, and the moral lessons are explained beautifully.. better help the leprechaun guard my own pot of gold.. thanks for the share..

  • Alice Wonder on Mar 7, 2009

    What an interesting way of looking at rainbows! I enjoyed reading that :)

  • Tammy Wyrick on Mar 7, 2009

    To Chantelle:

    Yes, I will admite that I love all people, no matter what faults or disabilities one might have. If you think that is bad, then you probably don’t have very many friends. Do you?

  • cep on Mar 7, 2009

    Well I can say I dont go around screwing them like you did. Hey that other poems about what a wonder childhood….did you forget your mom left your dad to go with “afican americans” just saying…

  • Tammy Wyrick on Mar 7, 2009

    Well I can say that I had a whole lot less than you. You also started it so young too. Let me see, You got pregant at age 15, then abanded your childern off on your mom, while you kept chasing after anything that would take you. How many husbands have you gone through now? Oh yea, you are number 3 now. Aren’t you. Does this one beat you too?

  • Amsky on Mar 8, 2009

    Good story that I was not familiar with. Keep on writing us stories.
    Thanks!

  • cep on Mar 9, 2009

    To whom are you refering that got pregnant at age 15 and abandon kids? If it is me, Sorry dear, you seem to have me confused with someone. For one I dont have any children so I could not have “abandon” them. For another thing my dear mother ,God rest her soul died when I was 8, so these so called children could not have been put of on her.

    I dont know who you think I am but I have never met you although I do know so much about you.

    Continue on though I need the laughs!!

  • Tammy Wyrick on Mar 9, 2009

    Didn’t you say your name is Chantelle. It is Chanetelle E. Wyrick, Kelley, Peterson? If not, and this story you tell here is true, I feel so sorry for both of you. I am not laughing, for these stories you tell and mine too, are very sad.

    You say you know me well, that must be because you are a Wyrick family member or a close friend of theirs. You also know that my story is true. I have many of them,that are full of domestic violence and abuse. I am no longer ashamed for the lifestyle that I have lived. I’m an open book for those who want to continue the torture and then laugh at me. I’m glad that somehow I make you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine, you know.

  • cep on Mar 9, 2009

    My name is Chantelle Elaine I wont tell you my last name. I am not a member of that family. Your story? You mean this stuff you put here or the stuff you constantly accuse everyone you have ever been with of?
    Regardless I am not the person you refered to and yes sadly my mother did pass when I was eight she had cancer.

    Your poems have amused me, they have been entertaining to say the least but I have now grown incredibly bored with the same diatribe day after day.

    Keep writing your nonsense its all you’ve got.

  • poeticseraphim on Mar 21, 2009

    Hi I am from Ireland Dublin:-)

    On looking at the title i have to say i thought i was not going to like this ;-) but its fun:-)

    Interestingly we actually don\’t have any leprachauns here in our folklore its kind of an American thing:-)

    You have a wry sense of humour i like it:-)
    Sweet:-)

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