O.M.G someone found my sex tape.
Oh my goodness is what you are probably thinking right me too. Well I was driving along the road one night & was listening to the radio. I can’t remember what radio station it was but there was a guy saying that he had lost his sex tape. I thought to myself wow how that must feel especially if you don’t want it to get out right? Well I rented a car for the weekend & turned the car back in. Once I got home I was looking through my purse and noticed I didn’t have all of my digital cards for my camera. Uh oh I thought to myself. Yes I was really missing the one that had real butt naked sex acts performed on it. Oh my gosh how could this have happened to me. Well I started to try & retrace all of my steps. I thought about it & my purse had tipped over in the rental car oh crap. I felt like crying my husband wouldn’t be embarrassed but I would. So I shared the news with him & he said ,”you better find it.” So when I went up to the rental car place. I asked the girl if the car I had rented close to a week ago was there because I left something so important that was irreplaceable in it & could I take a look in the car.
She tells me ,”the car is being washed right now but sure go ahead and have a look” . So I looked underneath the passenger seat & didn’t see it. Then over by the driver seat & still didn’t see anything. By know my heart is dropping to the ground & filled with even more worry than before. So still looking underneath the driver seat I reached my hand all in the cracks & low & behold I grabbed it & told the car wash guy and lady,” I found it! “So extremely happy I was to have found it put it in my purse & zipped it tight shut . Once it was found the lady says,” I’m not even going to ask what was on it.” How funny that statement was. I left the rental car place with a great big smile with lots of relief. I rushed home to tell my husband the great news.
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