O.M.G someone found my sex tape.

Oh my goodness is what you are probably thinking right me too. Well I was driving along the road one night & was listening to the radio. I can’t remember what radio station it was but there was a guy saying that he had lost his sex tape. I thought to myself wow how that must feel especially if you don’t want it to get out right? Well I rented a car for the weekend & turned the car back in. Once I got home I was looking through my purse and noticed I didn’t have all of my digital cards for my camera. Uh oh I thought to myself. Yes I was really missing the one that had real butt naked sex acts performed on it. Oh my gosh how could this have happened to me. Well I started to try & retrace all of my steps. I thought about it & my purse had tipped over in the rental car  oh crap. I felt like crying my husband wouldn’t be embarrassed but I would. So I shared the news with him & he said ,”you better find it.” So when I went up to the rental car place. I asked the girl if the car I had rented close to a week ago was there because I left something so important that was irreplaceable in it & could I take a look in the car.

She tells me ,”the car is being washed right now but sure go ahead and have a look” . So I looked underneath the passenger seat & didn’t see it. Then over by the driver seat & still didn’t see anything. By know my heart is dropping to the ground & filled with even more worry than before. So still looking underneath the driver seat I reached my hand all in the cracks & low & behold I grabbed it & told the car wash guy and lady,” I found it! “So extremely happy I was to have found it put it in my purse & zipped it tight shut .  Once it was found the lady says,” I’m not even going to ask what was on it.” How funny that statement was. I left the rental car place with a great big  smile with lots of relief. I rushed home to tell my husband the great news.

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  • Jon Abraham on Dec 15, 2009

    Maybe the next one could be with what was on it..lol!

  • deep blue on Dec 15, 2009

    O.M.G. that was so sexy. Well thank heavens you found it, lol. Next time you take some daring shots, you could delete it afterwards. Blame it on the camera (joke).

  • ashan1614 on Dec 15, 2009

    I guess my question would be why you were carrying it around in the first place?

  • Beyondbeauty3 on Dec 15, 2009

    Ashan the ony reason it was with me was because there was work being done at my house & I have no safe yet.Love the joke deep blue thank you guys for reading

  • stefanp on Dec 15, 2009

    wow, lucky

  • Sexyhood03 on Dec 30, 2009

    That was nothing but luck

  • EricPinola on May 20, 2010

    This was the highlight of my reading day! Great job – definitly liked it.

    Eric Pinola

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