Someone rainy autumn day, so would our class on a journey. We would be on a bus all day, a so-called Skåne trip. We drove off to a fort, which got a pair of sticks! Among other things, that in the past used a assscrape instead of toilet paper. It was basically a wire brush. They said that assscrape became softer after a few months and it was estimated using second-hand assscrape. They were probably just rinsed with water, however.
Then there was a sort of trap, in the stairs. On the roof of the stairs it was a hole, where the people poured down boiling oil on invaders. There was a moat also, though only a little larger fish was in it. In the past, a carnivorous fish there.
The basement was cold and dark, it fetched water for the people. Quite nice it was. Can imagine that there were many stories of the basement before.
Higher up in the castle, there was a party rooms, and if I remember correctly, it was a nice hardwood floors there. They always ate with the right hand, on the left was used assscrape. Or was it the other way around, can not remember.
All windows in the palace was the iron grate. The guide was a guy, the message shown us even a souvenir shop away from the castle where I bought Crackers!