One day, a mother was gonna cook some eggplant. Then, she put too much soy sauce. Then, when her son came down for dinner, he got very mad. Eggplant was his favourite dish. And he was MAD! Then smoke came out of his ears and his face got red as a tomato and he screamed, “YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO COOK EGGPLANT EVER AGAIN!!!!!” The whole family wasn’t really pleased with the blackish eggplant. The son was so mad, that during the dinner, his head kept on tooting like a kettle. Then the mother tasted the eggplant. “OAEIAOEIAOEIAOEIAOEIAOEIAOEIAOEAIEOPAIEAAOEAEIAV! she gagged. Then she immideately dumped the eggplant in the garbage.