Jeff and Henry are sitting at home. They are watching the news talk about the financial crisis.

Jeff: “You know times are hard. But with a suger momma, I am all smiles.”

 Henry: “All smile for now.”

Jeff: “All smiles for a long time.”

Henry: “You will regret not looking for a good job.”

Jeff: “Your just jealous.”

Henry: “I’m being real with you. You are lazy, fat.”

Jeff: “Hey! Look at these guns.” Jeff pose for Henry. He flex his muscles so hard his face starts turning red.

Henry: “You know that reminds me of a guy I know. Turn so red a bull ran him over.”

Jeff: “Funny.”

Henry: “The guy did not think so. Have you had a bull run you over?”

Jeff: “Enough. Lets turn the channel.”

Henry: “To what? There is absolutely nothing on.”

Jeff: “Pass the remote. I will find something.”

Henry hands Jeff the remote.

Jeff: “What is on? How about this?”

Henry: “Cartoon?”

Jeff: “Its a classic. Scoopy Doo is awesome.”

Henry: “Then go ahead.” Henry stands up.

Jeff: “Where are you going?”

HEnry: “I am going to take a walk. Be back in an hour.”

Jeff: “Walk. That sounds boring.”

Henry: “I am heading to the college.”

Jeff: “So you be browsing.”

Henry: “I guess you can say that.” Walks up to the door. “Have fun with Scooby Doo.”

Jeff: (Laughs)

Henry: (says to himself) “Yeah. So simple minded.” He steps out of the door. Walking down the street and sees a woman. “Hello Jennifer.”

Jennifer: “Hey baby.”

Both embrass and give each other a kiss. Henry slips his hand down to touch Jennifer’s curvy rearend.

Henry: “I am ready to have some fun.”

Jennifer: “I been ready before you came.”

Henry: “About to start without me.”

Jennifer: “Like you would care.”

HEnry: “I wouldn’t. Lets get going.”

Jennifer: “What is Jeff doing?”

Henry: “Watching Scooby Doo.”

Jennifer: “That figures.”

Henry: “He would never would expect anything.”

Jennifer: “Well, I am going to break up with him tomorrow. Probably leave a text.”

HEnry: “Really.”

Jennifer: “What is the point. You are so much a better lover and you have a job. My friends wonder why I was with that dead weight.”

Henry: “He made you laugh.”

Jennifer: “Yes, he did, but a woman needs more than that. He should look for those girls at the college to play with.”

Henry: “They are broke like him.”

Jennifer: “LIke I said, he should go with them. Ready baby.”

Henry: “Just thinking of you makes me so ready.”

Jennifer: “Lets have some fun.”