Bellaz:  Yay!  We can has sexytime, now, steamy-dreamy?

Steamy Vamp: Er…No.  Umm, look at my music!  I have a lot.  Now let me show you my ferocity.  Grrrr.  Ahh.  Umm.  Was that supposed to happen?

Bellaz: I LURVESS you!  The sun doth shine from your bumhole!

Steamy Vamp: Funny you should mention that actually…let’s go for a trek in the woods.  Alone.  I’m dangerous!  Stay away from me!

Bellaz: I’ve only known you for two days, and I know you want to eat me, but…you’re fricking HAWT!  Okeydoke, let’s go!  

More Later:

Bellaz: You…you sparkles, pretty vampire boy!  I LURVVESS YOU!  Gosh.  You are just so perfect.  And you’re even hawter with no shirt on!  Look at those sculpted abs!

Steamy Vamp: Err.. yes.  I spend hours posing in the mirror every day.  I do know how hawt I am.  Stay away from me!!  I’m dangerous!!!  

Bellaz: *Makes out with Steamy Vamp and tries to kill him in a fit of unexplained passion.*  I LURVES YOU, STEAMY-DREAMY SEXY GOD!  *swoons*

EVIL vamp: I wants to omnom the tasty morsel, pretty boy.  

Steamy Vamp: No!  I lurves her!  *I wants to save her for future snacking opportunities!*

EVIL vamp: I shall eat her anyways.  Buahahaha! 

Bellaz: Charllllllllliez, darling, I’m going to be a completely terrible person to you!  I’m going to treat you like my mom did!  BYE!  *Runs to Steamy Vamp’s family and drives to Arizona to lead EVIL vamp there for no good reason except certain creators of the story needed to stretch out little plot rabbits into tasty plot rabbit stew.*  *And a tasty climax.*

FIGHTS

BEllaz:  I can has delicious blood leaking out of me!!  Steamy-dreamy-god-vamp, drink it!

Steamy vamp: Okeydoke.  *slurp slurp*

Even more Later

Steamy Vamp: I’m dangerous, Bellaz.  Please go away.  *I want to omnom you so good.*

Bellaz: *swoons* But I lurves you!  I’m going to be old! Mke me a vampire too!  Then we can be forever for eternity…*grins creepily.*

Steamy Vamp: Err….*backs away slowly*  Yeah, I’ll see about that.  Umm, yeah.  So, uh, how’s school?

Bellaz:  Prom time!  Like ZOMG!  Let’s go together!

Steamy Vamp: Err ok.  *Maybe I can omnom her at the afterparty.*

The End.