A 67-year-old man goes into his doctor’s office for a complete physical examination. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says to him, ‘Dave, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?’

Dave replies, ‘God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, ‘poof!,’ the light goes on. When I’m all done, ‘poof!,’ the light goes off.’

‘Wow, that’s incredible,’ the doctor says.

A little later on in the day, the doctor calls Dave’s wife.

‘Glenna,’ he says, ‘Dave is doing fine but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that when he gets up during the night and goes to the bathroom, ‘poof!,’ the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s all done, ‘poof!,’ the light goes off?’

‘OH MY WORD!’ Glenna exclaims. ‘He’s peeing in the fridge again!!!!’