Once apon a time, there lived a beautiful princess named Erika. She had gorgeous long blonde hair and stunning blue eyes. She lived in a huge castle. One day, Erika was walking in the woods when a dragon came along and kidnapped her.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FOR GOD’S SAKE WHY THE HELL DO YOU EVEN WANT A FREAKING PRINCESS? GO KIDNAP A PRINCE YOU STUPID DRAGON!”
The dragon was so shocked that it dropped her back down and went to kidnap a prince. By chance, it decided to kidnap Prince Bob.
“Noob dragon.. wait, dragon? HEY! AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE KIDNAPPING PRINCESSES? NOOB!”
Prince Bob was Erika’s friend. She wanted him back. She ran to the armoury and got out some armour and a machine gun. She equipped it all, and then ran down to where her private 2-person jet was. She hopped in the jet and flew to Dragon Isle (which was east of Pen Island).

“DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Erika yelled as she shot all the dragon’s guards. She burst into the dragon’s cave… which had no sign of Bob in it.
“What the hell?” Erika  shouted at the dragon.”Where’s Bob?”
“Wrong cave. You want next door.”
“Oh, alright.” Erika ran to the next cave, shot all the guards and ran into the cave.
“BOB!” she yelled, seeing him tied up in a corner. The dragon spun around to face her.
“Aren’t you that girl who I almost kidnapped earlier?”
“GIVE ME BOB AND I’LL LET YOU LIVE.”
“Naah.”
Erika shot the dragon & rescued Bob.

EPILOGUE
“Noob wedding person.” Bob said to the person who had just married him and Erika.
“But.. I’m zezima.”
“NOOB!”