When you go to sleep at night, you dream about a variety of things. Sometimes the dreams seem so real that you wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. Here is one outrageous dream that will really stir your imagination:

You are on a different planet. The temperature is minus thirty degrees. The Icemen are taking you to see their leader. You feel like a frozen Popsicle. “Where am I?” you ask.

“You are on the planet Frosty Freeze. You arrived here in your spaceship dubbed the Good Hummer,” said Cube Iceman.

“Oh my goodness,” you respond. “I’ve landed in…”

“Yes, you are in the City of Wendyberg.”

“Hold the Mayo. This is terrible. I must leave this world or else I will be…”

:”Yes again,” spoke Cube. “You will become Mr. Ice Cream. I can read your thoughts. I know everything about you. In a moment you shall meet our leader Cookies and Cream Man.”

You start to panic. Ice crystals are forming in your eyes. You stare carefully at the Icemen. They all look pretty similar. They have large pointy-heads and hollow eyes. In addition, their skin is bluish and very smooth.

You walk into the Dome of Ice. The whole room is frigid and colorless. Geometric patterns are all around. One large chair of ice sits on a block of shimmering ice. Cookies and Cream Man enters the room. He is a mammoth figure who resembles an Ice Sculpture of the Abominable Snowman.

“I hope you have enjoyed our cool reception. You are a guest on our planet. From this point on you shall be known as Mr. Ice Cream. You shall create new and exciting flavors of Ice Cream for my people. If you fail at your job, you shall be blasted with a coat of ice and locked in the Chamber of Cold forever. Do you get my snowdrift?

“Yes I do oh Frozen One. I shall do what you say. Shall I ever see my planet Earth again?”

“There’s not a snowball’s chance of hell of that happening. Enjoy your fate. And remember the motto of the Icemen; Ice Cream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream!”

“I shall not forget it. May I ask one favor?”

“Go ahead,” spoke Cookies and Cream Man.

“May I have some thermal garments and a down jacket? I’m freezing my buns off?”

“You may indeed. Go with Cube. He will get you some new, cool threads.”

“Thank you oh Chilly Dog. I will see you later.”

“Indeed you shall Mr. Ice Cream Man. Indeed you shall.”

Cube took Mr. Ice Cream Man to the Shop of Crystal Apparel. When Mr. Ice Cream Man walked out of the shop, he looked like the original Cone Head.

The dream was becoming more bizarre by the moment. I was really getting into it when my wife said, “Time to wake up and take a cold shower.”

The dream was kept on ice. I hope that one day I will return to Frosty Freeze. For now, I’ll just have to find other ways to chill out.”