Jennifer threw a big party after buying her Tim Horton’s store.

She invited all of her Timmie’s friends and her house was full.

“Hey Jeff, wanna dance?” she yelled across the room to her next door neighbour.

“Sure!” Jeff yelled back.

The stereo was playing The Monkee’s theme song.

Jeff started scratching his armpits which looked more like the funky chicken dance than a monkey. Jennifer was doing the Moon walk and everyone was laughing, whooping and clapping.

“You can really move!” called Jennifer.

“You’re not to shabby yourself.”  Jeffrey replied.

Everyone was up on the dance floor. Brad, one of the other franchise owners was dancing with a gorgeous mystery man who was sporting a mask and most of the woman were dancing with them.

Angel sat down to have a drink. She swigged back a large mug of beer and promptly fell off her chair knocking all the drinks off the table onto Jennifer’s carpet.

“Angel you klutz!” Jennifer yelled, running over and picking up the glasses. “Someone grab some towels quick!”

Suzanne ran to the kitchen and grabbed all the towels she could find. They cleaned up the mess while Mystery Man scooped up Angel and laid her down on the couch. She got all googly eyed. It was hard to tell if it was more from the beer or from a half naked man carrying her. Either way Angel seemed to be having a really good time.

Jennifer didn’t stay mad, she was having too much fun watching Jay sliding down the handrail with a lampshade on his head singing The Brady Bunch song.

Every time he got to the bottom he’d land on his bum, get up and start again.

After helping Jennifer clean up the mess Angel went back to having fun. She danced over to where Annie was playing Wii. They got into a heated match of tennis which went on for a long time. Annie was winning when Angel reached over and unplugged her Nunchuk.

“Hey you cheat!” Annie yelled.

“I tripped.” Angel said laughing.

“You did not! You unplugged me on purpose!” Annie said smacking Angel on the arm with her Nunchuk.

“Don’t you hit me!” she said, throwing her Nunchuk at Annie.

Things just got worse. Annie & Angel were fighting, Suzanne was trying to take off Mystery Mans mask, Jay was screaming at the people sitting on the stairs.

Poor Jennifer was so frustrated at the way her party was going that she called 911. Within 15 minutes the police showed up. They were trying to get people calmed down and had to resort to pulling out their Billy clubs.

Jay grabbed one of the officers hats and ran up the stairs with it. He put it on and slid down the railing landing right on top of Mystery Man. The officer grabbed them both and handcuffed them together. Two down, many to go.

After they were all rounded up, the paddy wagon was called in and everyone was herded into the back.

While waiting for the police to arrive Jennifer decided to swig down a few beers. By the time they arrived she was plastered! Climbing into the wagon she was laughing so hard she wet herself.

“HA HA! Look at Jennifer!” howled Jay. “Someone better get her some Depends.”

Annie sat on the floor of the paddy wagon crying, “Oh my husband’s going to be soooooo mad at me! His parents are coming to visit tomorrow and I’m going to be in the slammer!”

“SLAM!” yelled Angel laughing.

Other members of the Timmie’s family put together a contest titled “Timbits for Bail”. They raised $100,000.

Unbeknownst to anyone, the Sergeant in charge was a huge Timmie’s fan and accepted the bail money and let them all go with a warning.

On his way out Jeffrey shook the Sergeants hand and told him he would send him a Timmie’s t-shirt and a bunch of coupons.