*Sirens* *Sirens*

They ran to the armor shed. Put on all their gear, jet packs, guns, chewing gum, sunglasses, ammo and helmets. “Sir we’re under attack!”

“Don’t you think I know that!” They ran and ran in a circle for at least one hour until they remembered that their base was under attack. And by that time the attacker had escaped with confidential files about chocolate ice-cream and chicken poo.

“Mr. Penguin, what are we gonna do?”

“First we find the thief – “

“Sir, the thief was stupid enough to leave a photo of himself, his name, the address and how to get in his lair, his weakness and his favourite food.”

“Sir, are you all right?”

“Dear god junior! His favourite IS chicken pie!”

“But, sir, you barely know hi – where’d he go?”

“Sir, what are you doing?”

“I’m making a suit out of titanium alloy and I’m gonna paint it red and gold!”

“But that’s copying Iron Man!”

“Shut up!”

“What are you building it for?”

“To defeat the evil Iron Mong – Actually to get my chocolate ice cream files from John Dorian -”

“His name is John Doriun”

“Roar!”

“Hello there, Iron…err…PENGUIN!”

“Hi!”

“You can’t stop me, for you see I – “

“Your not doing anything so I can’t stop you”

“Aaaahh! I’m about to explain to you!”

“Whatever dude, ya don’t have to be a grumpy grouch, jeez…”

“Ok, ok, remember what Dr. Phil told you John…Ok…I plan on using your secret chocolate ice – cream recipe to flood the whole world with chocolate and you can’t stop me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

“Well personally I wouldn’t want to stop you cause I like chocolate ice – cream, but under the law of the government I have to stop you.”

“Well I’ll strike you a deal.”

“No I’ll strike YOU a deal.”

“But I want to strike the deal”

“Well too bad”

“Fine, you get to strike the deal penguin man..”

“Ok, I’m just gonna…”

Then, the laser gauntlets fire randomly and kills poor old Johnny.

THE END