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Porky Pig was nervous. He was auditioning for a part in a Looney Tunes cartoon.  All he had to say was, “That’s All Folks.” Porky spoke before the cameras and said, “That’s all jokes.”

“Cut,” yelled the director. “It’s not right. It’s folks, not jokes. Now do it again.”

Porky tried for a second time. “That’s all she wrote.”

“No, no, no!” screamed the director. You are getting it all wrong. Just say that’s all folks. Try again.”

Porky gave it another shot. “Dbee, dbee, that’s all #@!$.”

“Oh my God. You can’t say that on the airwaves. What in the world were you thinking? I’m going to give you one last chance to get it right.  For the last time, it’s, that’s all folks.”

Porky was sweating profusely. “I got to say it right this time.” he thought. “Alright, I’m ready to go.”

The director had the cameras rolling once more.

Porky said, “That’s all folks.”

The director went wild.  The crew went wild.  Porky passed out.  The excitement was too much for him.  The director had to call for an ambulance to take Porky to the hospital.  Porky was examined by Dr. E. Fudd.  “I’m sorry to have to say this but you are dying.  The stress is just too much.”

“Dbee, dbee, can’t you give me a different prognosis,” asked Porky Pig.

“I’m afraid not,” exclaimed Dr. E. Fudd.  “I guess you could say, “That’s All Folks!” and really mean it this time.”

Luckily, Bugs Bunny came to the rescure.  He told Porky that Dr. E. Fudd was a quack.  Bugs took Porky out of the hospital.  Porky recovered at the Acme Health Clinic.  The rest is history.  Porky became famous.  As for Dr. E. Fudd, he decided to spend the rest of his life hunting rabbits.