“Why are you here?” asked Spike Lee. “Christopher Nolan doesn’t care what you have to say. I thought you were a Marvel person anyway.”

“Well yeah,” Tarantino replied, “Because unlike you, I cater to the fans.”

Lee was anticipating this. “I educate the fans on what they should like!”

“Like movies that are less then three hours long?” smirked QT.

“You didn’t like Watchmen?”

“I would have made it differently.”

“Of course you would have, Quentin,” smirked Spike, “It raises intellectual subjects that actually apply to people who live and breathe.” 

“Oh Spike.”

“It’s the ultimate restaurant movie.”

“See that’s proof that you don’t know your audience, Spike. A comic book audience doesn’t go to restaurant to discuss the plot afterwards. They go and get a bunch of oily sub sandwiches, sit in the car and discuss the action sequences.”

Right about then, in walks Christopher Nolan, the director of the next Dark Knight film. 

“You guys come to a decision yet of who I should cast as the Riddler, Penguin and Harley Quinn?” he asked. 

Spike turned to QT and gave him an encouraging nod as if to say “go on, tell him.” 

And so Tarantino cleared his throat and proudly gave him their diagnosis. “The Riddler should be Jason Hervey.”

“Who?” asked Chris Nolan.

“You know…Jason Hervey, Wayne, from the Wonder Years. Nice going butthead? Wayne!”

“Everybody knows Wayne,” said Spike. “What the hell is your problem?”

Nolan wasn’t familiar with the Wonder Years. And so he shook his head and asked for their second choice.

“The husband of Nicolette Sheridan from Desperate Housewives,” said QT. “The guy with the yellow hair and light skin?

“He’s perfect,” Spike backed. 

“Well,” Nolan said nervously, “I kind of went ahead already with my OWN suggestion.”

“Who?”

“Who?”

Nolan let them have it — “Brian Austin Green.”

Tarantino and Lee couldn’t believe this. “FROM 9-0-2-1-0?!!!!! DAVID SILVER?!”

“Jeez Nolan,” said Spike. “Why don’t you have Shannon freaking Daugherty play Harley Quinn while you’re at it?” 

“Done and done,” Nolan informed them.

“WHAT?!!!!!”

“WHAT?!!!!”