One of the people who took particular offense to the billing of Last Decade vs. This Decade’s finest…was Last Decade’s champion Quentin Tarantino.

“I’m This Decade’s champion too suckas,” QT argued. “You didn’t hear of Kill Bill and Grindhouse? Inglorious B? I’m this decade too!”

“But we’ve already seen your movies before they came out in other countries and at the video store,” said Nolan with a smirk.

Raimi liked that, and snapped his fingers in Z formation.

QT shook his head grinning. “And I read all the comic stories that you’re now so selfishly taking credit for, fellas.”

“You steal!” Nolan pointed out.

“The way that Marvel did!” QT retorted.

It was then that Nolan and Raimi realized something amazing. “So essentially,” said Raimi to QT, “We’re you…but now. We’re the comic book directors that you’re responsible for.”

“Exactly,” said QT. “Now Nolan, don’t put Johnny Depp in your movie, okay? Let someone else be the Riddler. And Raimi…how dare you not drag Kirstin Dunst back and give her her money! Give her a break! How the hell is she supposed to negotiate? They’ll just point to the fact that Spider-Man made 800 million dollars or whatever and say ‘you really think you were the reason for this?’ Nonsense!”

“Yeah,” smirked Raimi, “I don’t think Kirstin or Johnny are washed up enough to be in your movies, Quentin.”