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Out of nowhere comes a big metal box, an egg rolled out of the box, and the egg started to speak: “You must enter my child, you must save the future.” The giraffe ate the egg, so I decided to attack the giraffe, the giraffe said that he ate the egg for a reason, to stop me from entering the machine. He said that the egg was evil. John Stamos did two somersaults on the ground and farted. The Giraffe and I laughed, but Stamos didn’t thought it was funny so he left us. It was just me, the Giraffe andthe wand. The wand was asleep, after he told me that the octopus was me from the future, so I decided to not to go in the time machine, because I didn’t wanted to turn to an octopus. I ask the giraffe if he can give me a lift back to the zoo so I can figure this out with my future self (the octopus), the giraffe excepted and flew me towards the zoo.

Half way there the wand woke up, andask where was his wife. I didn’t even know how she looked like. The wand said it’s an egg that travels in a cube, she claims to be from the futurewhen she doesn’t take her pills. The giraffe looks at the wand andeats it because the wandwould of stab him to death and cook him up in a BBQ. I started to cry, the giraffe said to not worry because he would of killed me to, as I though about it , the giraffe was right, so then I was happy.

About three quarter way there I fell asleep, in my dream I had purple hair again, The 44 penguins attacked me, in the dream my nose was bleeding and the penguins turned green. I woke up happy that it was just a dream but then 44 green penguins was coming towards us. It seemed too much of a coincidence so I panicked. I striped naked and started to poo. The giraffe looked at me in discuss and asked me why I was doing this. I told him that the penguins will be attacking us, the giraffe still didn’t understood why I would poo on his back, so I explained that when I get nervous I tend to poo out of control and didn’t wanted to get my clothes dirty. The penguins where about to attack us but were disgusted with my feces, so they just ignore us.